No matter how today went, I involuntarily started jumping up & down (seated, of course,) on my bed & thought, "I am PEEING MY PANTS!"
That's a metaphor.
Holy rockin' rice paddies, World--The ancestors are working their Magic from The Other Side!!!, and perhaps my telepathic, remote signals, all these years, landed on perked-up ears, especially on those famous bolts down the street, sending all myself over to the ROK.